To Porn or not to Porn?

A few moons ago my partner and I had a steamy porn in heavy rotation for what seemed like FOREVER! Maybe it was for a week or two, but we like to keep it fresh. We never changed it because the end result included great sex and a good night or morning sleep. Nevertheless, one day I just got tired of seeing the same ol ass. So I promptly took it out and threw it somewhere across the room. Nothing personal it was time for change......there was no way in hell this chick would be a mainstay in our bedroom.

So I head to work that evening to tend bar, and this chick with a pink weave sits in front of me and says, "It’s my birthday!" We figure out what will get her drunk fast and I begin to get the job done. The whole time I'm thinking, "Where do I know this chick from?" She looks at me and says, "Yes it’s me, Pinky." It finally occurs to me that this is the same chick from the porno that we’ve had in heavy rotation all week.

While I sat back in awe watching the entire restaurant going crazy....I thought“what should I say?!?!” Too embarrassed to say, “I just threw you away!”

Then it came to me! She was helping ME OUT! All I could do was thank her for well..... everything. She was obviously great at her job. My perception of her changed. She was now my Robin, a side kick if you will and I was so happy to meet my bedroom lacky!! Shoot, less work for me!

So we ask…do you embrace your Robin? Do you feel as though porn can enhance your bedroom game or put a damper on it? Your thoughts.......