Many, many years ago, in my early 20's, I had a friendship with
this young gentleman who worked in the same building as me. We got cool,
started hanging out and talking on the phone. I eventually let him take
me shopping and take me out to nice dinners. He would bring me roses
and I never paid for a thing when I was with him. He wouldn't have it.
He was a really nice guy. So, naturally the closer we became, the more I
expected us to have a mature sexual relationship.
Well, on his first
trip downtown, I realized how mature he wasn't! It was so bad, I had to
just say, "That's enough. Come up here." I mean, it was so bad, I could
have been washing my hair while he was doing it. He might as well had
been licking my arm. I had no desire or patience to teach a grown man
the art of cunnalingus. Yes, oral sex is an art and must be perfected,
but practice on someone else. So I had to cut him loose-quick time
pronto, as my Grandmother would say. So, I want to know...do you teach a
good guy the ropes or is experience priceless?
3 comments:
I'm wondering are you any good?
Girl, you are too funny, but you are right! I wouldn't teach anyone either!
Wow~ hilarious! Think LA Summer 2010 Summer Pool
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